10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is for loners.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers