10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.