10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim