10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Welcome to kicker school
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.