10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Welcome to kicker school
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.