10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.