10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.