10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth