10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger