10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• im going to 2 out you to death
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)