10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.