10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier