10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.