10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "No river, no fish."
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio