10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water