10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• in the poker game of life women are the rake