10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.