10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.