10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"