10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP