10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.