10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)