10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT