10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.