10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP