10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom