10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz