10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz