10 Random Poker Quotes

Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"All-in, bitches!!!"