10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd