10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.