10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---