10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"