10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo