10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is for loners.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.