10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.