10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim