10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer