10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo