10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..