10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Fold and live to fold again
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak