10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.