10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "No river, no fish."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.