10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT