10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is