10 Random Poker Quotes

Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
"The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
Welcome to kicker school
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water