10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.