10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers