10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss