10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)